Do you ever see wild animals?

You bet i do guys!!!

I saw this one beast very recently. She was in her natural habitat right here in the u.k., somewhere i can’t easily get to, but i did see her live on t.v.. she shocked us viewers too! Spitting her lies and bile across a purpose built lecturn to impress her heard. Scariest thing i’ve seen for a while. I think she’s called a chanceliar or something. 

Then of course there are the wildest and most untamed of animals. The junky! They move in small groups, openly and brazenly around our towns. Mixing with pigeons and litter, they roam unchecked.

If only we had a real Sheriff Dookie to keep this wild life under control eh.