What skills or lessons have you learned recently?
So, i’ve always been a straight talking, call a tw@t a tw@t kinda guy. It’s caused me no end of problems!!
But fairly recently i had a ‘woke’ moment, if you will. Oo yeah, i woke up to a reality all right!!
It wasn’t me!!!
No, go figure eh!??! You know, it was like a weight being lifted off me for sure, cuz i’ve been feeling bad about the way i am for years. I mean, when i slapped that f^cker for putting my truck keys down his shorts and all those times i’ve pointed out the blindingly obvious solutions to coworkers or ‘managers’ in my less than subtle ways or politely pointed out to ignorant drivers how their driving was less than perfect, it has caused me worry and stress that i’ve been unduely upsetting these people.
But as i say, i now know its not me. I’m fine!!! It really is them! They really are selfish, little, dim, ignorant f^ck heads!!!!!
Now that i know i’m fine and healthy though, i’ve decided to help others see the light too. To this end i’ve written a growing series of novels. My main character, the anti-hero Dookie, smashes his way through situations, corporation, governments, churches, etc. All to help bring the light of righteousness to as many good citizens as he can. With a plethora of toilet gags, perverted humour, lots of violence, burgers and coffee of course.
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