If you started a sports team, what would the colors and mascot be?
I don’t like team sports! You can put all the fancy coloured uniforms on, stick some sap in a bear costume to act like a fun tw@t all you want, but there will always be the one ‘team player’ that hogs the ball etc.
No, f^ck the whole team sport ritual, i prefer one on one. No colours.
Strongman, ufc, etc.
However, the Dookieverse is coloured in black and white, with a little splash of pinks and blue for good damn measure.
So, screw sports, get into some books instead. Get a little drink on and enjoy a good Dookie to start 2026!!!!
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