What could you do differently?
As we all know, lifes easiest when we do what we’re told. Yeah, just follow the leader… be a f^cking sheep!
I guess i could do that more.
I could play well with others and let the meek in me flourish. I could identify as mushroom with a strange sexual desire to mate with a pebble and then i’d be everyone’s friend. Right?
I could go back to eating all the things that the supermarkets peddle to the sheep, that way i could get sick and need to buy the medicines that are readily avaiable. The corporarions would love me then too. Right?
C’mon, i’m being a social push over here. I’m making the noisey 1% really happy, i’m supporting the corporate carrot danglers. I’m making myself sick by eating all their convenience-pharma-food so i can support the drug dealers extravigant livestyles as i die early so’s not to be a burden to my pension provider or government.
Or…. i could just not!
I could continue to be myself and say ‘f^ck all that!’. I could stay a carnivore and stay a healthy happy ‘screw em” kinda guy.
Hmm, yeah i think i know which choice i’m making, now pass me that ribeye!!!!!
Don’t tow the line guys, try something new, something a little ‘less ordinary’, and maybe you’ll find your happy place. Start with a new Dookie novel!
Review:
Dookie A Colourful life:
“Dig this book.”
“You essentially got a marine fighting literal corporate demons. How could i not like it? If you want a well written satire with action and oddities abound then pick it up where you can!”
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