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Describe an item you were incredibly attached to as a youth. What became of it?

Well, growig up in Dragon Valley and long before i became Global Sheriff, i was a wild and crazy kid! Maybe someday i’ll have to tell ya’ll about those times.

But for now, i’ll stick to my sling shot! Oooh eee, i loved that damn thing. I ‘d shoot anything outta that bad boy from frozen sprouts to booger clumps and rocks. But i took it too far one day. Ya see, i pinched me a loaf off so firm and formed it just stood up in the bowl. It was like it was telling me to load it on up and sling it out there at somethin’.

So…. i reached in and softly slid it up and out and on to the counter top to kinda drip dry for a few minutes. Then i loaded him up, corn peaces n’ all and ran out into the street.

Anyways, i hit the local police chief’s car with it! He wasn’t amused and the windshield wipers just smeared it all over.

I couldn’t run away cuz i was laughing so much, so the filth got me there n’ then.

I don’t know what happened to that sling shot after that day, but it’s all good now, i got me a knife, a pistol, a machine gun, a sword, grenades, a whole damn Sheriffs department armoury and my own private Army of light!!! Who care about a sling shot!!!