What would you do if you won the lottery?

I’m sure i’ve spouted this before but…

If you’re gonna be stinking a$$ rich why even try and be normal?

I’d go full bond villain! I’m not buying a house, i want me a volcano baby. Goldfish with lazers strapped to em and of course a cool battleship.

I’d then wage war on the morons, ass- hats and other such life ruining beasts like corrupt CEO’s, the churches and of course those question dodging politicians.

Wait…. er… i already that didn’t i????