What do you complain about the most?

PEOPLE!!

Not just the average decent joe of course. I mean the ever growing number of entitled, a$$hat, self centred pr*cks that ruin our world.

You know the type. Crooked political gits that only really service their own bank accounts and need for attention. The self righteous church leaders that bang on about the poor and starving whilst they live like a living god, draped in jewels and staff to wipe their butts etc. All the way down to the depraved CEO’s that preach the need for ‘savings tech’ as they steal huge bonuses and eliminate humans jobs.

And i’ll say nothing of the big pharma scam or white van tw*ts ok.

Still, my Dookie sorts them all!!

I would like to thank everyone who has purchased a Dookie novel or comic. It means a great deal to me. Especially right now, as we begin 2026 in such a commanding position:

Bizarro best seller list for past 90 days:

1. Comic 1 – Dookie vs the goat demon

2. Dookie: A colourful life

3. Comic 2 – Dookie vs the orangutan

15. Dookie 4: Dookie vs the demon god

16. Dookie 2: World War 3

Crowding out that top 20 eh.

Plus

Bizarro best seller for past 30 days:

DOOKIE: A COLOURFUL LIFE.
Thank you all again so much.