Something on your “to-do list” that never gets done.
Well, i’m gonna be straight here guys, i can’t even spell to-do-list!!!
I’m guessing its one of those things organised or posh people have right?
I mean, the mrs gives me sh*t i’m supposed to get done, but thats not really a list is it? I figure those are ‘optional extras’!! But i guess there are still things i would like to do that i haven’t done yet.
- Win the lotto
- Find the holy grail
- Slap a unicorn
- Tell an elf to f^ck off
- Check santas BMI
- Start my Jedi training
One thing i have recently done though, is finish and indeed submit my 5th Dookie novel to my publishers. I actually met with them on Monday and they informed me they would be starting work on the edit in the next 2 weeks!


