Describe your most ideal day from beginning to end.
Well, lets start at the begining and work our way through eh.
Upon waking up i’d of course head to the thrown and drop a loaf. Around 40 minutes in i’d concede the seat and flush my trophy. Then of course wash up and head down stairs.
Once my 3 man servants had carried me down, i’d be greeted with a mug of coffee and congratulated on the scent of my earlier accomplishment that has now circulated around the house.
Once my first coffee is finished i would be presented with a selection of cows for slaughter to choose from for my next steak instalments. I would then be served steak and eggs for breakfast and another coffee.
Probably dump another then take a post breakfast nap.
Repeat earlier routine for lunch.
Then i’d head to the gym where i’d deadlift 510k for reps, and finish up with a nice hour or two in the hot tub where i would of course consume my post workour protein hit: another steak.
Home for a chill, watch some tv where the wife interupts my viewing to massage my feet and inform me how f*cking awesome i am.
Off to bed.
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