What’s your favorite candy?

As we all know by now, i’m a carnivore. I eat meat not sweets (candy).

The most relavant thing i can say though is ‘candy-gram’!! If anyone has ever seen that movie with the kick in the balls to the old american culture (that it deserved), Blazing saddles, you’ll get this. Candy-gram for Mongo was one of the funniest things i ever saw on tv as a kid. Hell, it still is really. Plus, lets not forget it followed the best farting scene thats ever been in a film, ever!

The things you can accomplish with a simple box of chocs eh. Aaaaww!! Lol.

Then again, i did used to like a bag of wine gums!

But if you like that slapstick, f*ck you kind of comedy, then Dookie is sure to fill your boots.

DOOKIE 5 – OUT SOON!!