You get some great, amazingly fantastic news. What’s the first thing you do?
Who’s giving me this good news then? Is it amazing like;
‘Hey that f*ckhead that screwed you over just got what was coming’ ??
Or was it
‘Holy sh*t dude, you just won the lotto’??
Cuz lets be honest, in the first instance you gotta be happy that a tw@t is getting some karma, but it aint shout from the roof top good news. However, millions on the lotto is!!
Yet in both circumstances, the Mrs gets the first call.
I actually remember whilst i was writing Dookie 4, the bit where Dookie gets the chance to ‘visit’ god, my Mrs yelled at me cuz he only left his Mrs a note and didn’t call her!! I learned my lesson eh, always call the wife first!!!
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