Tell us about your favorite pair of shoes, and where they’ve taken you.
Errrr. Well i have shoes…. they don’t take me anywhere, i take them places!!??
O.K. lets start again. I like my D.M.’s.
Nope. No! This just wont do as a question for me. Its too flawed. Instead i’ll give you guys a sneaky squeeky into my next book, but sshh don’t let my publishers know k.
So, Dookie 5: Uncivil War is a about the jossles for power in the north. Dookie of course has his angle and gets his fight on. However, the fugitive mr president, Tumpytump, is back on home turf in the North, the leader of Ruskieland, Poostinks, is due for anal reconstuction surgery whilst The Sleepyman is back on the road between naps.
Yet, even as they all make their plans, a new stench has grown in the seat of power of the North… Camalar!!!
But can she hold on!!!
Right, thats all i’ll say. We’ll have to wait until i get official word from my publisher or i’ll get a whoopin’.
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