If you could be someone else for a day, who would you be, and why?

Well i don’t think any of you are gonna be surprised at this one.

If i could be someone else, i’d be that guy that munches cheese burgers, speaks the truth, smacks baddies in the mouth, shoots what or who he needs to and free’s his fellow citizens from the chains of the ass-hats that rule over them, be it corporate or governmental.

Oh yeah, i wanna be my anti-hero Dookie!!!