Write a letter to your 100-year-old self.
So, i guess if your reading this i survived ww3 and the fall out there after. Well done us eh!
I do hope you stuck with the carnivore life and it continues to help improve this dismal reality.
Now on to the good stuff; how’d Dookie do over the past 50 years? I hope it has more books, comics, films and cartoons than those boring disney f*ckers have spewed out! Of course that’ll mean that i’m loaded right. So i hope you’re sitting on a golden toilet reading this sh*t!
You must be on Dookie 55 buy now, but we’re just getting ready to launch D5. Oh yeah!!
So, keep on munching them steaks down you old git and remember, you can fart anywhere as loud as you want now, your old!
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