You’re going on a cross-country trip. Airplane, train, bus, car, or bike?
I reckon i’ll let Dookie take this one.
Well, what the f**k am i going cross the damn country for? I hope its to smack the crap outta some money grabbin’ suit!
Anyways, i aint walking my fat a$$ nowhere and there’s way to many people that stink of pee on the bus. Not to mention the lack of food service.
I stopped riding bikes when i was a child! Like a real adult i got a drivers license.
So, now we’re left with planes, trains or car. I prefer not to fly cuz the last time i went up in one i had to jump out of the damn thing! Trains are ok but, if i drive it means i can not only pull in for coffee’s and burgers whenever, but i can also shoot any gits that cut me up!!!
DOOKIE 5: UNCIVIL WAR
OUT SOON
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