When you were five, what did you want to be when you grew up?

The only things i ever thought of ‘being’ when i was a kid, was a bond baddy or beach bum. I’d watch things like miami vice, bay watch, etc and figure those sand sleepers got it made!

Then of course 007! Need i say more? I mean, who couldn’t help but cheer on a hard working entrepreneur with a space lazer!! It was never fair play that they had to go up against the only hard working civil servant in Britain!

I did a shift on Santa Monica to make that ‘beach bum’ dream come true and i’m currently taking on the literary world with my Dookie sagas to assist me in my ground floor funding to become a bond villain.

Please help my dreams come true!!

DOOKIE 5 IS OUT NOW