What makes you laugh?
I got a pretty wide ranging humour base to be honest. So anything from a dog being shocked and confused cuz it farted to a 20 minute gag about politics, i’m in there with a giggle.
But i am a sucker for a silly and crude innuendo or a straight up c*ck or shit joke. Comedians like Jimmy Carr hit the spot.
This is where i land for the most part in my Dookie books too. Lots of ragging on the political landscape, fart gags and stool giggles all the way through!
Since its the weekend, here’s an image (and his original bio) of one of the main characters from the series. He’s a huge part in fact, of the newly released Dookie 5: Uncivil War.
TUMPYTUMP
Leader of the North
TumpyTump;
This old wacky fella has seen it all. From breakfast in bed to delivered lunch burgers from his favourite golden arches. He’s eaten it all. He likes to order Kiddy size cheeseburgers and pretend it’s the biggest burger you can order, due to his midget hand complex. Before uniting large swathes of less educated and well-off GreenBack clans to conquer a vast majority of the central lands, Tumpytump ran a chain of seedy motels and strip joints.
Tale of the tape.
Height: 6′
Weight: very very really really average, no, honest, he’s the most perfect weight he can be.
Actual weight: 23 Stone, 322lbs
Penis name: Stumps
Colour: Orange
Habits: nose picking and pussy grabbing
Talents: he’s always right.
Pet leach: covfefe
Best pal: The megalomaniac Poostinks
Combat: if anyone says he isn’t right, he publicly flogs them and uses the tears from his tiny crying eyes to burn parts of their skin off, then sends them a Twatta message to inform them and the world he was right.
Tumpytump can’t walk up or down steps, so employs a small group of Ruskie women to travel with him everywhere he goes. They pick him up and carry him up and down any stairs, steps or curbs he encounters. That’s all they do for him of course. Nothing else. Nothing. He promises.
He has restarted the war at the old southern front and built a large wall to keep, what he describes as, raping, murdering aliens out.
Want to find out more about our giant orange toddler?? His bio updates with each new adventure, so to get the latest just jump into Dookie 5: Uncivil war!
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