What are your morning rituals? What does the first hour of your day look like?
Well lately i wake up and greet the day in this 7 point manner..
1.
“Oh for f*ck sake!! Twat! F*ck… not again damn it!!”
2.
I then move my bulk to the bathroom where my rusty sheriffs badge complains further.
3.
I reluctantly then clamber downstairs toward the kitchen and fully attack the kettle whilst i twist the head off a jar of coffee and force its guts into my mug.
4.
“F*ck me…. How f*ckin long does it take to boil f*ckin water!!!”
5.
I finally move to my chair in the lounge where i sup at my elixir of life.
6.
Eventually, i’m calmed by the coffee gods, just enough to cope with the hundreds of total f*ck wads, ignorant sh*t stains and other ass licking nob heads i’m going to encounter.
7.
I then venture out into the world and begin my day. damn it!!
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