What animals make the best/worst pets?
I don’t do pets anymore. I mean, as a carnivore i like to eat animals not befriend them!
Having said that, i wouldn’t mind a few cows… but i’d want to do a butchery course first. Lol
But seriously, who can afford a pet these days? A gold fish in a bowl is a stretch for finances these days in Britain! Not to mention, when the war pops off i reckon cat n’ dog will be the first things on the menu!
“Poodles… Poodles??? Has anyone seen little Poodles???”
Haha.
Anyways, picking up dog sh*t aint for me and cats are just speed bumps you feed until they get run over right? So i’ll stick to weight lifting thanks.
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No pets where harmed in the making of this novel.
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