If you could be a character from a book or film, who would you be? Why?

Well, for sure anyone who’s read my Dookie novels knows that my main character doesn’t take any sh*t. He’s a beast, but he’s a true anti-hero. So yeah, i’d love to be him!

This is a guy that fights for true freedoms, not just some P.C. term that a few celebs ram down our throats until the weak willed start to believe in it and spout it out online like gospel. He steps up against the corrupt, rich, powerful f*ckers that keep his people on low wages and crap contracts.

He fights with a burger in one hand, a machine gun in his other and a belly full of coffee. Sure, he sharts himself from time to time and business and world leaders try to whack him all the time. But hey, no life is perfect right.

Just imagine that freedom though. You see someone getting f*cked over so you just step in, head butt the wrong doer and maybe break a finger or two, but in the end it all works out. The bad guy learns a valuable lesson (don’t screw people over) and the citizen gets whats rightfully theirs.

Imagine a world where that actually happens!!!

It sure doesn’t in my world right now!!

DOOKIE 5 OUT NOW!