This anomaly of the 21st century was certainly born into the wrong time in history. Don’t get me wrong, she’s still a total snowflake fuck up, just that she should’ve been doing it in the 60’s cuz she a proper party peace.
Tale of the tape
•5’4″
•Dates: “oh I’m just having fun, giggle”
•Vagina name: the 18th
•Dildo name: 5 Wood
▪︎ safe word supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
•Weapon: doubled headed extended spinning hair curlers
•Training: kung fu, pole dance edition
•Always carries at least 4 STD’s
In brief:
This greedy bitch hasn’t had a good night sleep since her first sex education class. Like a massive weight being lifted off her shoulders, she finally realised what that thing was for and hasn’t rested since. Guys, girls, objects, that one sexy looking pony. It’s been an awakening. Using her talents and passion Brooke lived life to the full. But the burning?
After the clinic Dr’s medicated her & told her to slow down, she did and began to pray nightly. Believing her prayers had been answered when she started a new retail job and met some nice quiet playthings. Brooke finally smiled and could pee without it burning. Little did she know the pope’s b&e team installed cameras at her place for an undercover agent who had caught her scent.
Mentionable notes:
Bree never wears underwear, just in case.
Her nightly “private time” has become the number 1 show on Vatican’s channel 5.
All the snowflake guys don’t stand a chance in reality. She’s having too much fun riding the iceberg of femininity
She’ll never be able to say her safe word because of the ball gag.
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