GETTING TO KNOW ONE OF THE WORLD’S BEST SNIPERS
This new cast member joins the team in World War 3!
In Brief:
Topher Finley Arborne, in full title. This average joe just about finished school. He was more interested in pissing around with his buddies than schoolwork. However, he has flourished under the tutelage of the General. He is working hard on his City and Guilds Sniper course and hopes someday soon to get his first kill.
Tale of the Tape:
Height: 5’10”
Weight: 13stn 8lbs / 190lbs
Likes: To smoke way too much blow
Notes: Doesn’t identify as any weird sexual creature
Penis name: Howard Howhard
Favourite swear word: FUCK, Fucker, Fuck you and Fuck off.
Combat: Sniper – shots fired; 152,248, Confirmed kills; 0
In Brief:
After leaving school, his buddies went off to University, got regular jobs or joined one of the ever growing military forces on the planet. One even decided to identify as a peace of coral and went to help form part of the Great Barrier Reef. Arborne got lonely and began to masturbate almost as much as D.C.. His parents reached out to one of the P.M.’s local groups to get him some help and give him a path forward. Arbone, or Cpl Fuka, to us now, hasn’t looked back since he learned how to shoot, through watching the Vatican Chanel 5 show hosted by D.C. during his first meetings with the group.
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