Let’s meet Mr. Darstardly. His breakthrough performance is in A Colourful life, but have no fear, We’ll see him again soon!
Making his fortune over the past thirty years selling socks and willy warmers to retailers worldwide, he sold his business off suddenly right before Hellmart announced him as CEO. Hellmart staff, shareholders and customers alike were hopeful with his appointment at the head of the company.
Tale of the tape:
5’11”
Carnivore
Married with three kids. Two aren’t his, but shh! He doesn’t know.
Penis name: graham
In brief.
Since selling his company he has distanced himself from friends and family who now don’t even recognise the grim figure of a man who stands before them. He now makes so much money as head of Hellmart he has his favourite morning cup of tea blended and flown in each day one cup at a time from India.
Di’s update:
After years of traction, Physio and working on his mental well being, Di’s working on his first love again. Willy warming!
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