Chief of Staff to Dookie.
A little fella. Not much is known about Dunkin due to his small stature; he goes unnoticed for the most part. A tool he has used to his advantage.
Tale of the tape.
Height: 5 inches
Weight: one of those feathers they use to make pillows.
Penis name; Donuts
Skill base; Tactical warfare, rubber band flicking
After being bullied at school for his diminutive nature, Dunkin tried to get work for years but could never been seen during interviews, so never gained real employment. Using all the might in his little arms he taught himself how to type and found the ‘Darkweb’. There, he downloaded plans and pass codes for government buildings, banks and a local toy shop. He now has access to all government records, a small bank account he deposits 0.05% of stollen interest from a multinational arms dealers account and a new ride on car of his choice each year.
He now lives with Dookie as chief of staff and finds comfort in Dookie’s top shirt pocket, where he has the ear of his best pal.
Dunkin’s little update:
Still residing in Dookie’s top pocket, the diminutive Dunkin has grown in bravery terms and indeed, into his new peer group, the Midgetnippa Clan. He is now very confident in his telepathic abilities and his telekinetic influencing of objects both small and large. His biggest lift to date is a five hundred- and five-kilogram deadlift. Dookie, along with the strongman federation and all the power lifting associations, have refused to acknowledge this lift as a new world record. After all, Dunkin was sat on a stool on the other side of the gym when the bar rose to four feet in the air.
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