This noughties missile is one for the ages. a great guy, cool dude, stud, the man are all things you’ll never hear around this misfit of society.
Tale of the tape:
•Actual height 4’2 but appears over 6′ due to his faith dragging him skyward.
•Prolapsed anus
•6 nipples
•Born in nepal to an 89 yr old virgin
•Dates: yes please
•Penis name: it’s complicated
•Weapon: anal rosemary beads
•Training: he’s an MMA punch bag
A brief history.
A once talented MMA child fighter, he was once proclaimed to be the second coming of Christ by the recently deceased pope. Gorey became best pals and fuck buddies within the inner circle at the Vatican, which helped start a new chapter of his employment. A young energetic and self-confident Gorey rode not just one but a whole habit of nuns one by one into the Pope’s future retirement villa, this young man had it all to live for. Then the accident changed his life’s course from leader of faith and bringing the world together, to working in the shadows of a well-known high street marketplace. of course, he is doing so undercover for the Vatican, his first and only true love.
The accident:
During an MMA training session outside of the Vatican City walls Gorey was struck by a moped during his warmup run. As he fell to the cobbled street, the moped landed on top of him, the rear tyre spinning at speed ripped through his hot pink skin-tight shorts pulling his scrotum from his body and ripped the penis he loved so much in two… lengthways! Doctors operated on him for ages, even missing golf that day, but Gorey was left permanently disfigured.
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