A complex man. An angry man. The angriest man in the land. Named hillbilly by his parents not solely due to the far reaches of his home from civilisation but after both of them, His mother, Billy and his father, Hill or Hillary in full title.
Tale of the tape:
• 5’11
•inbred
•spoon twiddler by trade
•penis name: what the fuck is that Muma
•weapons: spits bile that melts skin
•training: doorkwando
Hillbilly lives some 16miles into the rabid wilds of the valley and 12,000 feet up a mountain. He has a pet goat ‘Herbert’ who escorts him up and down the mountain each day for work and pleasure. Hill and Billy never leave the shack they built in 1902 but are glad their boy has. As the shack only has one room it’s hard to “get your fuck on” ol’ billy says.
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