Lets meet this unholy stain in the boxers.
Little Kimmy or in title: Chairman Kimmy.
This crazy twat-monster just wants to ‘kill em all’! Unfortunately he wants to kill anyone without a Demon up their tushy. The nation he leads is dirt poor, so dirt poor in fact, that the staple meat on daily menu’s is always Worms.
Tale of the Tape:
Height: 5’2″ but if anyone ask’s he’s 6″4″
Weight: Perfect
Penis name: The beholden one
Favourite food: Toes, closely followed by Earth Worms of at least 9″.
Likes: Himself, Crowds of people forced to applaud him for extreme lengths of time, bombs, bombs that fly, bombs that go boooooomb.
Dislikes: Everyone and everything that’s not him
In brief:
This world ending knuckle of fuck, went to all the best schools. Had all the students with better grades than him murdered by his daddy, so he could be the best ever student. He is currently building a bomb to end civilisation as we know it.
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