Lets get to know this Ass Demon who opens up the truely crazy world of Ass Demon and Ass Lickers to Dookie during his time at Hellmart:
A man’s man. Generous as hell. All smiles. He can’t do enough for you. These aren’t the sort of things that are said of Nikel. More like, miserable as sin. Haemorrhoid of a man! Dick wad.
Tale of the tape:
6′
47 years of age
Breast fed until 7 years old
No discernible qualities
Blends his food when at home so he can suck it through a straw whilst swinging in his man-sized papoose
Was reported missing for 9 years but returned around eighteen months ago with no memories of his missing years.
Now married to a discounted mail order bride, Gertrude, who just moved her first husband and three children over from an unspecified country. Nikel sleeps in the garage as there isn’t enough room in his house.
Enjoys competitive cross stitching
Penis name: shames
In brief:
Although he’s always been a mummy’s boy bell end, Nikel used to be a fun-loving scuba diver. Taking holidays to remote beach resorts around the world. Nothing was better to him than keeping it ‘o natural’ on the beach and doing a bit of skinny dipping. But after his best friend, holiday companion and mother, died about ten years ago he clammed up into the reclusive anal prick he has become today. His father bought him the deformed ex-suicide bomber Gertrude as a last-ditch effort to save his child from loneliness but has since given up on his disgraceful son.
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