POOSTINKS

LETS GET TO KNOW THIS LEADER OF THE RUSKIELAND EH.

Poostinks, The Meglomaniac: Pooey to his friends.

This fella could be compared to the likes of A. Hitler, A. Hun, I. Terrible, Y. Ripper, Dr. Jekyll and of course Drake. He has the ultimate little man syndrome. As a boy he murdered his primary school teacher because he gave him a B- on a random homework assignment. His parents have been missing since he took control of Ruskieland some years ago.

Height: 5’6″

Weight: 10stn / 140lbs

Penis Name: Kolbasa

Hair: Balding

Pets: He like to keep animals, just not as pets!

Political persuasion: Kill kill kill

Likes: To be treated as a god, Bombs, Bombers and making Daisey chains.

Dislikes: Snowflakes, Dookie, Homosexuals, bouncy castles.

Favourite weapons: Nuclear bombs, Salisbury steak, tea, Hands

Confirmed Kills: 1.6 Million

In Brief:

This Meglomaniac took control of Ruskieland by winning a scenic photography competition at the age of thirteen. He received his award in the Red Oblong and it was awarded to him by the then President, Navalnie. He stabbed the soon to be a distant memory of a leader with a pencil to the chest. He finished his first confirmed kill off, by strangulation. He then stood on the warm corpse of the deposed and announced his premiership had begun.