Dookie’s Mrs.
Just a normal person living life. Obviously not anymore! You can’t be hitched to the lunacy of Dookie and pretend to be normal. But she does cover it well.
Actual name: Shaz
Age: how fucking rude.
Weight: what, you looking for a slap?
Fight skills: prefers hand to hand combat.
Torture: Self trained in ancient art forms of slow torture. The drip drip water torture, the one hair one pull torture regime and her favourite, the baseball bat to the back of the legs.
Battle readiness: Shaz feels there’s nothing she can’t accomplish with a swift kick in the shin, clip round the ear or a slap on the back of the head. She reserves the open palm uppercut to the chin for real dilemmas.
Shaz is an easy-going helpful type. In fact, she introduced Tupps to his wife, the first non-inflatable relationship he had ever had.
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