BRAND NEW ARRIVAL – GETTING YOU READY FOR DOOKIE 3!!
Vin Hoisin is of unknown origins. His age, likewise, is also unknown. We know, from Vatican history, he has battled for the Vatican for millennia. During this time, he has lived in the shadows, battling all manner of beasts, both natural and super natural.
Height: 6’2″
Weight; 18stone / 252lbs
Identifies: with the colour grey
Penis Name: Cardinal John Jacob
Since the loss of his favorite lover, Gorey, during the snowflake rebellion at the hands of the now retired Pope’s bum buddy, Vin has been a little low. He’s loved before, a woman in the Dark Ages he met whilst battling some vampires, but she got old and wrinkly. So, when he met, the very slow to age, Gorey, he thought he’d be in love for more than a few decades. However, he has recently phoned in to D.C.’s talk show on the Vatican’s channel five to get help with his private problems. Now with a firm grip on his issues with touching up Cardinal John Jacob, Vin has had his big black coat dry cleaned and is, once again, ready to get back out there. He hopes to meet someone new and start fucking shit up on the battle field.
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