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What are three objects you couldn’t live without?

Well, i’ll start by saying this; i aint gonna jump off a bridge in anythings absence right!! In my line of work, as the Global Sheriff, i see people doin’ some dumn sh^t and that aint me!

I would find it a challenge, lets say, if i didnt have my lovely, shiny, best and underated fight partner, my knuckle dusters. I just love to quietly slip em’ on when i’m in battle. The sound of jaw breakin’ is one of lifes great pleasures for me.

The second thing would be a good cumfy toilet seat. I know, i know, its well documented that i’ll squat one out any ol’ where, but really. A good seat for a good slider lets me know i’m home, yeah.

And it wouldn’t be any damn good to have an awesome toilet seat, if i didnt have a burger turd to slide out right? The biggest miss for me would defo be cheese burgers! Since i went full carnivore i have to use that new beef bread mix instead of a soft white roll, but its still the best damn grub in the world.

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