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You have three magic genie wishes, what are you asking for?

I’d like to answer this first as myself, then cuz i’m greedy, as my anti-hero Dookie.

Me.

World peace… ooooh f^ck no!! I aint into all that miss America crap. I’m in it to win it baby!!

1. I’m gonna need all of Musks money.
2. I’m gonna need all of Bezos’ money.
3. I’m gonna need that ranch from the Yellowstone show.

Then i’d give everyone on earth a nice payday (rather than hoarding it all to myself like those c*ck wombles do), Keeping a few billion to live on of course.

Dookie:

1. I’m gonna need a great big f^ck off gun that never runs out of ammo.
2. I need a sixth sense that tells me when i’m near a money grabbing  d!ck head or an @ss licker that needs a good kicking.
3. I’ll need a portable toilet that follows me around like a labrador. It’ll need to be one of those self flushing beasts that washes and blow drys my butthole, plus it will need to have a bbq attached so i can grill up my next burger whilst i’m pushing out the last one!