Share five things you’re good at.
Well this is a bit personal isn’t guys.
1.
I guess i’m a pretty good breather. I’ve been doing it constantly for around 18,000 days now, but i don’t like to brag.
2.
I fart well, I fart loud, I fart long and proud. My farts, as a general rule, come with all the fun from the big banging ones, squeeky cheek lifters and the deep full anal openage growling beasts, yet never silent and rarely smelly. What can i say, i have a polite bum.
3.
I write well, I think. I guess so anyhow, i have currently got 4 books and 2 comics traditionally published, plus another novel ready for a spring release 2026.
4.
Talking smack is something i do well. I enjoy it too. Just talking b^*lsh!t, annoying some jumped up know it all or intimidating some wannabe who thinks they can bully people, i love it! One of my favorite things to do infact is talk smack about the over paid tax thieves that run our countries.
5.
Well, this is a struggle as i don’t usually like to count as high as 5, but if i must, i’m gonna plump for a biggy. I’m pround to say that i’m awesome at watching t.v.. feet up like a pro, zoned in and fully focused, ready to press fast forward so i can avoid any and all adverts in a blink of an eye.
If you’ve made it this far, well done and thanks. Since you have, you may have had a little chuckle or a moment of ‘what the f^ck is wrong with this moron’. But hey, you’re still here! So the chances are, you may have similar humour and world issues to me. If so, crack on over to my website and order a Dookie book. They’re bonkers fun!! Masturbating politicians, vegans eating chicken, demons living in bumholes and murderous popes to mention but a few delights you’ll encounter from the get go.
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