Tell us about your first day at something — school, work, as a parent, etc.
I’ll tell you about the first day i remember.
I was sitting around a fire, just to the side of our clans cave entrance. The fire was warm, but the cold breeze was still biting.
As i wiggled my toes a little closer to the warmth of the fire, our leader, a nasty beast, tried to whack me with his beating club. I slipped my legs back, jumped to my feet, grabbed a rock and went ape on his caveman ar$e.
That was the begining of my first reign as a commander. It was some 6,000 years ago.
In this life, i have taken a lesser role to study the life around me, so in the next…
Or maybe i’m full of sh!t.
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