Describe a positive thing a family member has done for you.
So, if it weren’t for my mum i would have never submitted my first novel to any publishers at all! It took about a year to find Incunabular, who in the end are on my doorstep. But everytime i got pushed back, it was my mum who said to try again.
Unfortunately she never got to see it come to life in paper back. I can just imagine her at the launch though, pulling people in off the street to come attend! Hahah. She would’ve loved it.
My dad though has defo picked up that mantle! His support of the whole series has been awesome and shoulder to shoulder with me. I’m so greatful for that too. As anyone in the writing game will tell you, it can be very lonely and isolating.
Not to mention Dookie himself (an honorary member of the family now). This bad a$$ character has helped me not only get my message to the world, but given me a voice for my anger and frustrations about how disgraceful and corrupt our world is in right now.
Here’s a little depicted scene from the new Dookie 5: Uncivil War.
Here’s his bio!! (Edited of course)
Careful: Trigger warning
Poostinks:
The Megalomaniac:
This fella could be compared to the likes of A. Hitler, A. Hun, I. Terrible, Y. Ripper, Dr. Jekyll and of course Drake. He has the ultimate little man syndrome. As a boy he murdered his primary school teacher because he gave him a B- on a random homework assignment. His parents have been missing since he took control of Ruskieland some years ago.
Tale of the tape:
Height: 5’6″
Weight: 10stn / 140lbs
Penis Name: Kolbasa
Hair: Balding
Pets: He likes to keep animals, just not as pets!
Political persuasion: Kill kill kill
Likes: To be treated as a god, Bombs, Bombers and making Daisey chains.
Dislikes: Snowflakes, Dookie, Homosexuals, bouncy castles.
Favourite weapons: Nuclear bombs, Salisbury steak, tea, Hands
Confirmed Kills: 1.6 million
In Brief:
This Megalomaniac took control of Ruskieland by winning a scenic photography competition at the age of thirteen. He received his award in the Red Oblong and it was awarded to him by the then President, Navalnie. He stabbed the soon to be a distant memory of a leader with a pencil to the chest. He finished his first confirmed kill off by strangulation. He then stood on the warm corpse of the deposed and announced his premiership had begun.
Pooey’s little update: Post World War Three
He’s been in prison! Whilst in a neighbouring cell to where his old pal, f*ck buddy and enemy, Tumpytump (before his escape), he was being consistently raped by his cell mate. These penetrating moments have been an unwelcomed break for the old leader of Ruskieland, for when he’s not being buggered, he is being constantly interrogated by the C.U.N.T Sheriff’s Department. Pooey has tried to fix his relationship with his pal Tumpytump during their time as neighbours, but Tumpytump had his playmat full of building blocks to keep him occupied, so never replied to his one-time lovers appeals for friendship. In the dark of night, Pooey’s also been picking crusty lumps of sh*t and the odd haemorrhoid from his arse and hairy crack to build himself a sh*tty-shank, to murder his abusive cell mate with. He’s gone into panic mode ever since his neighbour, Tumpytump went missing from the jailhouse.
He’s formed a plan to escape!
Find out more from Pooey and his sh*tty-shank in D5!!
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