Do you have a quote you live your life by or think of often?
Lately, what with the state of our world, the to**ers that run it, the a-holes that corrupt it and the ever growing number of self righteous keyboard know it alls…
F*CK IT!!!!
Seems to have become my go to mantra.
Now, if only we had a global sheriff to whip these c**ts into order eh??
A QUICK OVERVIEW OF DOOKIE:
The Dookie Novels by Tony Kearns (Bizarro/Satire)
This is a series of “Bizarro fiction” (surreal, satirical, and absurd horror-comedy) novels that follow a hero named Dookie, which is outlined as, “…raunchiest horror comedy you’ve never read!”
Plot: Dookie is a former Marine turned mercenary who fights a “ludicrously funny Apocalypse” against various absurd antagonists.
Characters: Dookie leads a crew of misfits (including “Snowflakes and Hipsters”) against enemies like “the orangey-faced Tumpy-tump” and “the depraved Poostinks”.
Themes: It is a satirical look at 21st-century issues—politics, pandemics, and economic inequality—written in a “knockabout” style with frequent references to eating cheeseburgers and fighting “Ass Demons”.
Books: The series includes Dookie: A Colourful Life, Dookie 2: World War 3, Dookie 3: Scorched Earth, Dookie vs the Demon God, and Uncivil War.
Tone: Raunchy, surreal, and highly satirical.
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