If you had to describe your ideal life, what would it look like?
Its hard to be sure, one day differs to the next for me. Sometimes i think a quiet, 24 degrees sitting under a palm tree with a steak sizzling away on a bbq and the mrs handing me a coffee would be nice, but would it get boring??
I reckon so!!
So, i think today would be great if i was Dookie! Global Sheriff and world class anti-hero with a private army. I could spend my days, as he does, tw*ting those Demons and their Ass Lickers who enable the theft of ordinary workers rights. Smashing the politicians and preachers that lie from the pulpits that they spout their division from.
Still, like him, i’d keep my mrs and a bbq close by!!!
WHAT’S IT ALL ABOUT?
The Dookie Novels by Tony Kearns (Bizarro/Satire)
This is a series of “Bizarro fiction” (surreal, satirical, and absurd horror-comedy) novels that follow a hero named Dookie, which is outlined as a, “…raunchiest horror comedy you’ve never read!”
Plot: Dookie is a former Marine turned mercenary who fights a “ludicrously funny Apocalypse” against various absurd antagonists.
Characters: Dookie leads a crew of misfits (including “Snowflakes and Hipsters”) against enemies like “the orangey-faced Tumpy-tump” and “the depraved Poostinks”.
Themes: It is a satirical look at 21st-century issues—politics, pandemics, and economic inequality—written in a “knockabout” style with frequent references to eating cheeseburgers and fighting “Ass Demons”.
Books: The series includes Dookie: A Colourful Life, Dookie 2: World War 3, Dookie 3: Scorched Earth, Dookie vs the Demon God, and Uncivil War.
Tone: Raunchy, surreal, and highly satirical.
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