What’s a thing you were completely obsessed with as a kid?

Its always been there for me, I’ve just  always loved the idea of being larger than life. From comic book brutes like the hulk, batman and judge dredd to seeing arnie in conan and sly in rambo. I still love that crap now!!

Today though, its more about real human strength. The likes of brian shaw and eddie hall, plus my own battles with size and power. I’m not a tall dude but i’m a girthy bast**d for sure. Lol

This is why my anti-hero, Dookie is so big and brutish. He’s my version of all the things i looked up to as a kid! The over all big dude, bit of a belly, massive arms, huge gun, short temper. A guy thats trying to make the world a better place though. All be it through death and destruction!!

SHERIFF DOOKIE GOING INTO BATTLE

A QUICK OVERVIEW

The Dookie Novels by Tony Kearns (Bizarro/Satire)
This is a series of “Bizarro fiction” (surreal, satirical, and absurd horror-comedy) novels that follow a hero named Dookie, which is outlined as a, “…raunchiest horror comedy you’ve never read!”

Plot: Dookie is a former Marine turned mercenary who fights a “ludicrously funny Apocalypse” against various absurd antagonists.

Characters: Dookie leads a crew of misfits (including “Snowflakes and Hipsters”) against enemies like “the orangey-faced Tumpy-tump” and “the depraved Poostinks”.

Themes: It is a satirical look at 21st-century issues—politics, pandemics, and economic inequality—written in a “knockabout” style with frequent references to eating cheeseburgers and fighting “Ass Demons”.

Books: The series includes Dookie: A Colourful Life, Dookie 2: World War 3, Dookie 3: Scorched Earth, Dookie vs the Demon God, and Uncivil War.

Tone: Raunchy, surreal, and highly satirical.

DOOKIE 5 OUT NOW!!!