If you had an unlimited budget for 24 hours, what would you do?
Ooooh i’d finally fulfill my bond baddy dreams. Unlimited eh!!
- Buy an island. Volcanicly unstable of course.
- Contract a team of theives to steel a large lazer i can rurn into a lazer cannon.
- Contract 500 mercineries for a 10 year term of employment.
- Purchase enough arms to control a small country. (Around 60million).
- Pay for adverts both online and in print media informing the world of my dominance and imminent control.
- Purchase a large supply of wagu beef. Burgers and steaks. (One container ship load).
- Buy a real nice suit. Like really nice so that when it gets ripped in the inevitable last minute fight it upsets me quite a lot!
- Obviously i’ll need a super car!! I’ll also pay the insurance upfront… just in case. Lol
- I’ll need a team of medics with a surgeon. 1st job they’ll have will be to give me a large facial scar and remove the left eye of each of my senior team.
- Bag of wine gums, pack of pringles.
Let the fun begin!!!!!!
Or maybe just get the Dookie movie produced??
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