What are the biggest mistakes people make when visiting your country?
At the moment it seems many forget to bring i.d. with them on the dinghy and then forget to leave!
Okay, okay i’ll leave that one there eh.
As for honest holiday makers, i reckon the biggest mistake most will make is staying around london. Its a sh*t hole thats not British anymore! No, to find the real Britain you need to go into the land and down to the coastal regions. Visit a proper grubby looking cafe for a full English breakfast, go west for a cornish pastie and a scone with jam n cream. Then head north for a chip barm cake and a real yorkshire sunday roast.
Of course you’ll need to get your deep fried mars bar on in Scotland and visit the woodland country parks that cover the beautiful Welsh coastline, like Pembrey.
And lets be honest, we all know they forget to bring an umbrella!!!!
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