What is the best excuse you have heard lately?

Well we all hear excuses all day everyday; my dog ate my home work, i got a headache, etc. But for me, the best excuse (and by best i mean worst best) is the one thats raised our taxes!

The crooked as* hats in our global ‘leaderships’ have joined forces to not only do us out of sh*t tons of cash directly, but the sums of the indirect tax increases in these ‘green’ taxes is huge!!!! Its genius really. The sheriff of nottingham forest would have had a boner all year if he’d thought of this one!

Have no fear though people, Dookie, the Global Sheriff of Dragon Valley is firmly on the case!!!!

Have a happy friday world.