What are your top 10 travel destinations?

You know what… i don’t like to travel anymore. They’ve ruined travel as far as i’m concerned, so i these days i prefer to stick to my island. I will however, for your reading pleasure, put my world wide destinations down. Cuz i’m just a f*ckin’ people pleaser eh! Lol.

  1. India. Always wanted to go. Almost made it once but ended up near by. The crazy busy streets and street food look awesome to me.
  2. Nepal. Top of the world or there abouts i guess. I’d love to just look at the view.
  3. Dragon Valley. I’d love to get down n dirty in DV! Bit of gun slinging and burger grillin’!!!
  4. My back garden. I freakin love it! Its where my gym is guys!!!!!
  5. Mars. I’d love to get there before that billionaire moron just so i could send him a selfie (giving the finger obviously). Lol
  6. South pole. For some peace n quiet.
  7. Great barrier reef. I hear they have some great fishing down there!
  8. Gotham city. Seems like it would be easy to start a crimal enertprise and get my bond villain dreams going.
  9. Ancient Rome. Before they invented the sewer, so i could invent it and for all eternity be known as king sh*t!!
  10. Tenby. I just like it there. Its chill.

If you want, i can take you to no3 on the list: