If your future self could send you one sentence, what do you hope it would say?

Well i’m sure there will be some who say they want a profound and/or loving message from themselves. Something that gives them hope and freedom to know that they’re on the right path…

Not me! F*ck all that sentimental bullsh*t! If i just get one sentence it better be:

Next weeks lotto numbers!!!

If not, i’m gonna be p*ssed!!!!

So anyways, since that aint gonna happen, do me and yourself a favour and buy one of my books.

DOOKIE 5: UNCIVIL WAR

OUT NOW!