How did you meet your significant other?
Depends what you mean by significant eh.
I mean, who wants to hear how i met the mrs? Boring! This aint some over budgeted reality show damn it. This is a Dookie blog my friends!
So, i met the fat, gun slinging, burger munching, hero of light as i pondered some of the great questions in life. Should i lift a cheek or not? Etc. He brought forth a warm fuzzy feeling of happiness to my full frontal cortex, then those pesky commandos that run my mind took over and made my shell of a beast into the bringing of morality, the commander of a global army of light and killer of the corrupt.
We’ve now spent 5 years together, 2 as a private relationship and a further 3 after we told everyone about ourselves. We’ve been happily ripping demons from the bowels of the unjust leaders of the land. We’ve swilled coffee, munched steaks and fought gods of men. Together we’ve brought on a world war, saved friends from uncertain death and witnessed such anomalies as a todger helicopter and a catman eating a mouse as he embraces his true indentity and of course, an orange todler of a p*ssy grabbing world leader almost get whacked by a chicken wing projectile.
What will we discover in the next few years eh????
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