What’s the best advice you’d give to someone younger than you?
Oh i don’t know if i’m the guy to give ‘advice’ to a bunch of ermmm… what are they known as; hipsters, snowflakes, gen z or millennials? Youngens in any case.
But here goes:
Quit yer b*tchin, quit yer cryin, you aint special, theres f*ck all different about ya, get a job. We all have/had/live through stresses and tough times, we all got issues. ‘Trigger’ points aren’t new even cave men had em i’m sure. You winers are just the first to coin in a whole new industry built around telling yerselves you can’t do it!!
My age group were raised with: just do it, if you wanna cry i’ll give you something to cry about, get outta the house and don’t come back til dinner! And nobody had a phone, playstation or even a freakin watch. We didn’t have 3 holidays a year or a BMW at 18 years old either!!!!
Beef up young ones, ww3 is comin’ and its gonna give zero f*cks what yer therapist thinks.
Or errr….
Maybe i should just prescribe Dookie: a colourful life to read.


