Tell us about your morning routine.

Well this is a bit private, but ok.

I wake, i swear loudly at the world for   another day, sit upon my thrown and dump a space in my gut ready for breakfast. I slaughter a farm yard and fry it. Once consumed i sit quietly and ponder my world domination.

I mean, thats most days, but sometimes i just wake up, sh*t and go get a coffee.

Enjoy the day guys and buy a Dookie book!!