What’s something you’ve done that your past self would be proud of?
Well i could bang on about being a Marine Corps Devil Dog or even getting 5 novels and 2 comics traditionally published, but…
I remember, just before covid, i curled a huge loafer out. Not only was it a fantastic beast, it was a ghosty!!! I mean, i used some toilet paper just in case, but no bum butter was to be found. A true miracle of a turd.
Naah, on second thoughts, i’ll go with the 5 books and 2 comics. I’m really happy with them and they’re harder to flush!!!
Comic 3 is in production guys!!!


