How do you unwind after a demanding day?
You know what, after a day of putting up with so many general annoyances from morons at work to morons on the roads, i actually like to watch the news.
I mean its not real is it?! They call it news but its mostly as fictional as my Dookie series i think. I’m sure its the same sort of stuff thats on the ‘news’ in your region.
: Leader of the government lies about something then gets caught but it seems that they’ll get away with it.
: A celebrity did a stupid thing so we should all be in shock, but it seems they’ll get away with it.
: A wealthy businessman did a ‘no no’ but it seems they’ll get away with it.
: All your tax money has been blown on pointless lay abouts benefits so you can’t access your rightful services or pensions. But you mustn’t say anything because you’ll upset someone and you deffinately wont get away with it!
All these things will be reported by all the news channels but in a different manner so’s to suit the channels finaciers. In other words they corrupt the truth to make you think a certain thing. Fiction!
I love it. I know i’m being bullsh*tted to but i like to work out the fictional bits and piece it together from each broadcast.
I know, i’m a moron.
However, i’m a moron with a whole series of fun, out rageous, trigger pulling, anti-hero novels!!
DOOKIE 5: UNCIVIL WAR OUT NOW
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