Write about a time when you didn’t take action but wish you had. What would you do differently?

I onced passed by a churros stand in Disneyland, ca. Where i saw, for the first and last time ever, some dude dipping his footlong cinamon covered churro into his paper cup of soda, then slurping into his hillbilly soup cooler.

F*cking heathen!!

It haunts me to this day, that i didn’t drop kick him god damn it. Just think, by now that young lad has probably coerced some unsuspecting woman to  partner up with him and they’ll have, no doubt, flopped out a couple of pour souls on to this earth…

And now there’s probably another couple of morons that think this is normal behaviour!! Poor, poor souls.

I appologise for allowing this to happen to our world wide citizenship. 

Have no fear though, my Sheriff Dookie will avenge my mistake in an up coming novel or comic i’m sure!!!

Shartzy featuring in Dookie 6!!!

DOOKIE 5 OUT NOW